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		<title>Guaranteed health care for all</title>
		<description>Not some. Not Most. Guaranteed health care for ALL. </description>
		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2008/03/05/guaranteed-health-care-for-all/</link>
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		<title>Why I love David Letterman</title>
		<description>Everyone knows Fidel Castro just stepped down, but only Dave could make me laugh out loud about Fidel's successor:



"Many observers believe Fidel Castro will either be replaced by his brother Raul, or by his idiot son, Fidel W. Castro."

Ha ha ha ha ha....

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		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2008/02/19/why-i-love-david-letterman/</link>
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		<title>Aloha Nick</title>
		<description>I just found out one of my first boyfriends died recently at the still young age of 48. No details about how it happened, I just know he's gone.

It was a long time ago but thinking back I have fond memories of this person. He's the only partner I've ever ...</description>
		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2008/02/15/aloha-nick/</link>
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		<title>The hypocrisy of Google</title>
		<description>I know I'm not the first to make this observation — and Google knows it — but they simply don't seem to care about the cavernous contradiction between their two primary objectives: making money and fighting spam.

On the one hand, Google is constantly changing its algorithm to fight spam on ...</description>
		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2007/11/05/the-hypocrisy-of-google/</link>
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		<title>Pretty Bird Woman House needs a house — you can help</title>
		<description>I have been following the story of Pretty Bird Woman House — a desperately needed shelter for battered women & children on the Standing Rock Reservation in South Dakota — since May of this year. I have always been an activist type who enjoys championing one cause or another, but ...</description>
		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2007/10/26/pretty-bird-woman-house-needs-a-house-you-can-help/</link>
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		<title>Why I will never donate to United Cerebral Palsy of Hawaii</title>
		<description>·  Harassment in the form of several phone calls EVERY SINGLE DAY.

·  These nuisance calls continue even after you tell them you don't wish to donate.

·  The operators refuse to take your phone number off the calling list no matter how many times you ask.

After experiencing these ...</description>
		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2007/04/29/why-i-will-never-donate-to-united-cerebral-palsy-of-hawaii/</link>
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		<title>A love note to Big Pharma</title>
		<description>Your commercials that attempt to scare senior citizens out of supporting negotiation of drug prices are REPREHENSIBLE, as are the Rethuglican senators who blocked a bill this week that would have allowed negotiation by Medicare.

Lying, greedy, evil criminal scum is what you are, and don't you think for one moment ...</description>
		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2007/04/20/a-love-note-to-big-pharma/</link>
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		<title>Impeach. Please, America depends on it.</title>
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		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2007/03/14/impeach/</link>
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		<title>Mele Kalikimaka</title>
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		<link>http://www.ifwisheswerefishes.com/2006/12/24/mele-kalikimaka/</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears could learn something from this video</title>
		<description>


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