The Twelve Personalities of Lori Scheirer
To the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas:
The first personality pretended to be…
A very smart PhD
The second personality pretended to be…
A closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The third personality pretended to be…
An angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The fourth personality pretended to be…
A grieving family member
an angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The fifth personality pretended to be…
A con-vic-ted thief
a grieving family member
an angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The sixth personality pretended to be…
A hyphenated offspring
a con-vic-ted thief
a grieving family member
an angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The seventh personality pretended to be…
An unwitting neighbor
a hyphenated offspring
a con-vic-ted thief
a grieving family member
an angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The eighth personality pretended to be…
Yet another family member
an unwitting neighbor
a hyphenated offspring
a con-vic-ted thief
a grieving family member
any angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The ninth personality pretended to be…
A bogus supporter
yet another family member
an unwitting neighbor
a hyphenated offspring
a con-vic-ted thief
a grieving family member
an angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The tenth personality pretended to be…
A Nikkita imposter
a bogus supporter
yet another family member
an unwitting neighbor
a hyphenated offspring
a con-vic-ted thief
a grieving family member
an angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The eleventh personality pretended to be…
JamieDawn the blogger
a Nikkita imposter
a bogus supporter
yet another family member
an unwitting neighbor
a hyphenated offspring
a con-vic-ted thief
a grieving family member
an angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD
The twelfth personality pretended to be…
Another HurleySwirly
JamieDawn the blogger
a Nikkita imposter
a bogus supporter
yet another family member
an unwitting neighbor
a hyphenated offspring
a con-vic-ted thief
a grieving family member
an angry psycho
a closet monster
and a very smart PhD