Archives: November, 2005

A Thanksgiving funny for geeks from off the mark by Mark Parisi:

Stumbled onto igod today, which is a nifty little chat program that gives you a direct line to the man upstairs. At first I thought it was a joke, but after the following enlightening conversation I'm convinced it's the real deal and I have finally discovered the meaning of life:
Me: Hello God.
God: Hello child. [...]

Mickey: Are they gonna be okay with you being a white guy?
Cliff: According to her they'll be happy that I'm a man. Apparently they think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian.
Mickey: Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.
Oh, the profundity.
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