The title of this post was part of a tagline Lori Scheirer used in her signature when posting on the IMDB message board for the movie Wonderland. I wonder if she realizes how prophetic (and ironic) that statement has proved to be?
Apparently Lori has been fired from her job for perpetrating her Wonderland and [...]
For those of you following the ongoing Lori Scheirer saga, I have begun to compile the evidence at the following web site:
www.womenwhokill.com
Keep checking back because I'm spending the whole day updating.
I will fill you in on everything that is going on behind the scenes as soon as I can. I'm not withholding details, I just [...]
Hmmm....who could I possibly be talking about?
This is what is known as a teaser. Check back soon for all the gory details.
Being at the top of the foodchain like I am, I enoyed the most ono (delicious) raw fish treat today:
Ahi Shoyu Wasabi Poke
Poke, pronounced (POH-kay) is the Hawaii version of Japanese sashimi and differs in that it is chopped, not sliced, and is highly seasoned. Serve this appetizer over romaine lettuce.
1 pound fresh [...]
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more bizarre, my Email to the managing editor of the Marion Star...
http://www.marionstar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?
AID=/20050721/OBITUARIES/507210307/1023
There is no way to make this email seem any less strange, so I'll jump right in:
The above obituary from the Marion Star July 21st Online Edition is a fake. This person is alive and [...]
Coloradans love their chicken!
Colorado Man Resuscitates Chicken
(04-15) 15:48 PDT Collbran, Colo. (AP) --
First there was Mike the Headless Chicken, a rooster that survived for 18 months after having its head lopped off with an ax.
Now, western Colorado has a new chicken survival story, this one involving a man who claims he saved his fowl [...]
She died like she lived...in her imagination...and she gave herself a good sendoff too:
Lori A. Scheirer, 39, of 1850 S. Church St. Allentown, PA, died Friday June 15 in the home of her son in Pike County after a lenghty (sic) illness...She was a renouned (sic) poet, songwriter/singer and her work appeared in several [...]
From the Associated Press via Yahoo News:
Eating Disorder Expert Collapses at Market
(07-12) 13:33 PDT West Hartford, Conn. (AP) --
An expert in eating disorders collapsed in a supermarket after inhaling propellant from whipped cream cans, according to police.
Lisa G. Berzins, a prominent psychologist who has been on national television and radio shows and in newspaper articles, [...]
Finally, my kind of series from Showtime. It's about a newly widowed PTA mom selling pot in the suburbs to get by. Gotta admire those resourceful moms who find a creative way to earn a living from home
From the Showtime synopsis:
WEEDS looks at "typical" family life in the suburban neighborhood [...]
From the Salem, Oregon Statesman Journal:
Some purple prose about America's red/blue state split
RICHARD R. AGUIRRE
July 17, 2005
This little gem came to me from Jan Davies, our former (and beloved) cops and courts reporter at the SJ. It's an e-mail zig-zagging through cyberspace and delighting or bugging people, depending on their political views.
It's a funny and [...]
I have finally taken the plunge.
The design evolved mostly by accident. I'm calling it Hot Lanikai Night. Lanikai is our local beach so I can ride my bike over there, and in about ten minutes look at the Mokulua Islands with my own eyes, any time I want to. Eat your hearts out [...]
I was home again, at home in my heart again,
It's been a long time since my heart talked to me;
Wastin' my precious days, wishin' my life away,
If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets in the sea.
And if wishes were fishes, I know where I'd be,
Casting my net in the dark rolling sea;
And if my [...]